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Well in short NeoRamen is an explosive panoramic virtual battlefield where people from all over compete on this massive server. Or, in a more Kubrickian sense; being the adventures of a young cyberpunk whose principle interests are retro gaming, noodles, and battling giant mecha robots. Armed with his trusty crayon cannon, Jazz along with his fellow squishy cohorts battle legions of cybernetic ninja squids, rhinoborgs, and the occational errant mecha-penguin. That may be a bit over simplifying it tho. You got the happy go lucky reluctant hero Jazz, embracing futuristic weaponry and gadgets but obsessed with 80's retro gaming. The spunky riot-tech girl who would just as much squee with delight over something cute and Japanese as completely destroy a mech tank. Somehow she seems to be very versed in the cliche of giant guns and even bigger cannons. That is just one of many clans, as they battle other clans and various super villians. Originally it was going to be called Commander Udon: Or How I learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Noodle...but I felt that was too long. |
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Jazz
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On the sprawling virtual battlefields comes a new kind of cyberpunk commando hero. Armed with his trusty crayon cannon 3000, Jazz brings the 8-bit retro gaming attitude into the future. It's all out zany warfare; from flying fortresses and mecha tanks in the sand to taking on hordes of cyborg ninjas...nothing can stop Jazz and the waffle brigade. (That is except his boss catching him logging on during company hours!)
AKA: The scion of waffles, wafflecommando, wafflemancer
motto: "No waffle left unsyruped!"
special move: crayon cannon assault(U U D D L R L R B A START)
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Soroko
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With a love of all things tech, geek chic, and fashionably future; Soroko is able to balance her ability to accessorize with the ability to destroy anyone on the digital warfare front. Mech tanks, robots and cannons are her specialty, as well as stingingly snarky comments. With calibrated goggles and stompy new rock boots in motion, Soroko likes to create widespread online ownage with extreme prejudice(Usually whilst rocking out to her EBM 00ntz mix) Her only mortal enemy is bad cable hair extention days.
AKA: Neko Mecho, StompyGirl, The Thing What Sneaks
motto: "I let my mech do the talking for me"
special move: mecha-penguin attack(QCF X+Y+A) |
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Hoshi The Ninja Cat
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Sidekick to Soroko, Hoshi the ninja cat is a trusty furry commando always ready to provide logistical support and extra attack power...be it through the sky, desert, or jungle battlefield. With a penchant for catnip and katana blades, Hoshi has perfected ninja destruction...as well as cuddly cuteness!
AKA: Furicide Commando, Ninja Neko
motto: "Mrrowww!""
special move: Katana Paw Flurry(random button mash) |
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Squidnobi
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Commander of the cyborg ninja army, Squidnobi is one bad ass cybernetic celphalopod. A sworn enemey of Jazz and the waffle brigade, desert battle warfare is his specialty. The multi tentacled mini boss is feared the NeoRamen battlfield over.
AKA: Robotentacle, Hyasushi
motto: "Error 404, I am error!"
special move: celphaloyuken(F, F, D, F L&R) |
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Buren
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Buren is quite literally, the end boss of NeoRamen and head of the noodle crime syndicate of the virtual battlefield. So just how did the giant animatronic head of 8th American president Martin van Buren become the endboss of NeoRamen? That's a puzzling existential question for the ages. But with his penchant for mid 19th century meets urban gangsta jargon, Buren is quite the end boss to be reckoned with.
AKA: The Big Kahuna, Aroostook Kingpin, Notorious BRN
motto: "What a captial idea!...my ill posse"
special move: gold spoon oration (F, F, F, F, A+B+C) |
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TJ
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TJ(based on my good real life friend Tim), is Jazz' gamer friend in and out of the virtual battlefield. Given he fulfills his duties as both a friend and a team member/comrade online, TJ isn't afraid to give Jazz a good verbal smackin' now and then. A master of slutty(that means excessive kids!) frag kills and diplicious blood operas online, TJ is the consumate team player...tho his techniques can shift more frequently than random time changes in a prog rock song.
AKA: Gingerbreadman, El Crypto Uno
motto: "Handlin' biotches like sack lunches!"
special move: the concerto composition (L, A, U, R, select, restart, power button ) |
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